Brains for Sale!!!
This product comes in a nice container with a mobile holder.
However, most people only appreciate the container but they are not really interested in
the actual product. This has caused the producer and various developers
great concern. To promote product awareness, I have designed this brief
product guide. This page will be updated whenever improvements are
made to the product.
Master of Business in Finance (University of Technology, Sydney)
Bachelor of Business, major in Finance and Marketing (University of Technology, Sydney)
Dimension: approx. ?? Litre. (The dimension of the container is not important.)
Versatility and flexibility (compatible with major operating systems)
Multilingual - most comprehensive versions in
English and Chinese*
(*Including the ability to process Mandarin, Taiwanese
Huge database storage with fast random access speed (especially good with people database)
Product status: a freelancer without much free time...
Leasing terms flexible--from hours to years.
Product Development Notes: (Please refer
to the comprehensive product guide.)
Date manufactured: XX/XX/19XX
Originally made in Taiwan, product enhancement
performed at various places.
One of the customers described the product as: highly intelligent person with a capacity to absorb new
material, significant analytical skills and an ability for sustained application. Mr.
Murray Laurence, Managing Director, Insearch Institute of Commerce.
* To request a product brochure
or a comprehensive product guide, please send an
e-mail with potential customer's information.